Today's edition of the Horncastle News sees King Dom launching the long-awaited HAVIS (Horncastle Area Voluntary Integration Scheme) appeal in the Lincolnshire Market Town.
The aim of HAVIS is to integrate the population of Horncastle into the Kingdom of Lindisfaras peacefully by persuasion, since violent incursion into the territory of the UK is impracticable and likely to be unpopular.
Similar schemes are set to launch in other towns and villages across East and West Lindsey, Lincoln and Boston, though these may be put on hold indefinitely as the King returns to university later this month.
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